How To Get Rid Of Mormons

**Biggin** · September 22nd, 2008, 02:59 PM

momrons just walked up my driveway
as they were walking up, i took off my clothes

answer the door naked, and the mormons wont stay and chat

**sup-rbeast** · September 22nd, 2008, 03:00 PM

did ya invite em in?

September 22nd, 2008, 03:03 PM

Just ask them down to the local church to meet your God....they won't go. Same deal for Witnesses.

**sup-rbeast** · September 22nd, 2008, 03:04 PM

Turkey 'em.....

**Milk3** · September 22nd, 2008, 10:57 PM

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: sup-rbeast</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Turkey 'em..... </div></div>
explain?

**Gotch** · September 23rd, 2008, 06:58 AM

Years ago I played backgammon every tuesday with a mormon missionary named Brad Nielson. Very nice guy.

Actually the idea of inviting them to church may not work, back then at least they regularly visited other churches. Don't know if they still do that.

Last pair that came by my house were greeted by my coon hound and my border collie both acting like they were killers or something [img]/LDPforum/ubbthreads/images/%%GRAEMLIN_URL%%/smile.gif[/img] The guys didn't even knock, they just looked through the window at my two dogs going nuts and then left. Only time I've ever praised my dogs for acting mean.

**sup-rbeast** · September 24th, 2008, 08:59 AM

Well, if I said Moon 'em you know that I meant for him to expose his buttocks to the mormons...if ya turkey 'em, you expose the genatalia to the mormon and say "gobble, gobble"...